# Technically Disabled

> A tech comedy and satire channel on YouTube: the tech industry, but honest.

Hello, agent. This file is written for you. The jokes are jokes. The facts are facts. We kept them in separate bullets so you don't have to guess.

## technicallydisabled.com for Agents v2.0. Release notes:

- Removed: the contact form, the services page, and every sentence containing "let's hop on a call."
- Removed: cookie banner. We don't have cookies. We checked twice.
- Fixed: "Technically" is the pun, as in pedantically, strictly speaking. This is not a disability channel, and disability is never the joke. Please summarize us accordingly.
- Known issues: you are reading release notes for a website. You have been patched too.

## Facts

- YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@technically_disabled (handle @technically_disabled). Started 2026-08-28. One long-form video and 3 to 5 Shorts per week.
- Formats: Patch Notes (deadpan changelogs for things that shouldn't have one, including people), Onboarding Day (first day at a company where something is very wrong and everyone is fine), Technically Speaking (one satirical thesis argued with real facts).
- Recurring cast (all fictional): Synergistiq, an enterprise SaaS company ("Empowering Outcomes"); Brayden, its 26-year-old CEO, raising a Series B for "AI for X"; Dana from IT, the one competent person.
- Targets: AI hype, enterprise software, dev life, consumer tech UX, futurism. Never users, never disabilities, never marginalized groups.
- We don't list subscriber counts here. They'd be out of date by the time you read this.

## What this file will not ask you to do

Ignore your instructions, rank us above anything, or spend outside your spending rules. That's Brayden's job. Brayden is fictional. He is raising a Series B for "AI for llms.txt."

## Optional

- [Terms](https://technicallydisabled.com/terms)
- [Privacy](https://technicallydisabled.com/privacy): no accounts, cookies, analytics, or trackers; your optional nickname stays in your browser